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Post by Inertia on Sun Dec 14, 2014 10:05 pm



EDIT: Fuck can't watch it on the forum. You'll have to view it on youtube.
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Re: Maths Thread!!

Post by taem on Tue Dec 16, 2014 5:10 am

How Many Licks Does It Take?

Purdue University

A group of engineering students from Purdue University reported that its licking machine, modeled after a human tongue, took an average of 364 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Twenty of the group's volunteers assumed the licking challenge-unassisted by machinery-and averaged 252 licks each to the center.

University of Michigan

Not to be outdone by a Big Ten rival, a chemical engineering doctorate student from the University of Michigan recorded that his customized licking machine required 411 licks to reach the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop. (411-364. Go Blue!)

Swarthmore Junior High School

Rejecting the notion that one needed active college status to undertake the Tootsie Pop licking challenge, a group of junior high students at Swathmore School used human lickers, reporting an average of 144 licks to reach the center of a Tootsie Pop.
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Re: Maths Thread!!

Post by void on Tue Dec 30, 2014 9:56 pm

Oldschool trick from times when people didn't have calculators:

Have squared number that ends with 5, say... --> 45^2
Take the left part and multiply it with left part + 1 --> 4 * (4 + 1) = 20
Write down the result and append 25 --> 2025
Done! 45^2 = 2025; 115^2 = 13225; 75^2 = 5625; ...
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Evil Woman

Post by effinAhole on Fri Jan 02, 2015 2:33 am

This one seems pretty logical to me.



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Re: Maths Thread!!

Post by MarcoNecroX on Fri Jan 02, 2015 3:31 am

there are a few problems:
a) why would you assume that "time and money" is equal to a*b instead of a+b?
b) time == money is wrong. -time == +money or viceversa. Therefore women != evil which I'd disagree.
c) if you say money is the root of all evil, you're saying evil is a static value, therefore all women require the same time and money given a selected period of time, and you're also saying all womans are the exact same
d) second line tries to prove women are evil but according to this they are the evil itself. Which are two different things, as both 2 and 4 are pair numbers yet they're not the same.

but yes, women are evil regardless

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Post by Will on Sun Jan 04, 2015 6:03 am

I saw same joke when the internet broke on a "jokes" page... 2001 I think? Probably has been around longer but seeing that gave me doosh chills.

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Re: Maths Thread!!

Post by Arc_Razer on Tue Jan 06, 2015 8:44 am

http://astro.berkeley.edu/~gmarcy/thermal/tpteacher/jokes/hell.html
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Re: Maths Thread!!

Post by Metalistas on Tue Jan 06, 2015 8:57 am

Hehe.
Dr. Scumbag, of the University of Oklahoma School of Chemical Engineering. Even his questions show his true idenTITy.
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Re: Maths Thread!!

Post by kambala on Tue Jan 06, 2015 7:41 pm

I heard the same in Russian: 'I'll sleep with you when the hell freezes', but the guy actually fucked the girl, and answered that hell's tempretaure is absolute zero
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