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Post by GregMXL on Fri Feb 20, 2015 2:17 pm

I tie my pubes and my anal hairs in a nice, big knot.

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Post by void on Fri Feb 20, 2015 2:27 pm

Because YOLO. You Only Liver Once.

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Post by GregMXL on Fri Feb 20, 2015 3:44 pm

Yes keeps my equilibrium balanced.

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Post by void on Fri Feb 20, 2015 3:51 pm

True story, except for my hands. You can imagine, that's the worst thing that can happen. Laughing

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Post by GregMXL on Fri Feb 20, 2015 4:02 pm

My fantasy is an old lady dumping garbage on me while I am naked.

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Post by void on Fri Feb 20, 2015 4:19 pm

That's what we bought this huge-ass fridge for.

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Post by GregMXL on Fri Feb 20, 2015 4:42 pm

I haven't owned a tricycle since I was 30 so I don't know where you're getting your information from.

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Post by void on Fri Feb 20, 2015 4:50 pm

Gotta keep dat memory fresh ya kno'. Can't risk having anybody find out about my Alzheimer's.

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Post by GregMXL on Fri Feb 20, 2015 4:58 pm

Just ate 10 bowls of Captain Crunch and haven't gained a lb although I feel the sudden urge to talk really fast and run around for no reason.

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Post by void on Fri Feb 20, 2015 5:04 pm

All that work just to get you into bed... totally worth it! But alas it's just a dream.

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