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Post by taem on Sat Mar 14, 2015 4:40 am

well when you're on an all fruit diet, anything goes.... out your ass... as the saying goes.

tpbm manually stimulates animals to retrieve their semen for scientific research (this is a real job btw, not some bullshit)
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Post by GregMXL on Sun Mar 15, 2015 5:57 am

I always wanted a career in jerking off frogs.

Tpbm is into beastiality.

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Post by taem on Sun Mar 15, 2015 11:26 am

I will admit to laughing hysterically when my (female) coworker got a pic of a moose cumming over a womans face and went into a berserker rage over it. But generally, no.

tpbm cant decided to masturbate to the thought of men on men, shemales getting fucked by men, or shemales fucking shemales, or some sex orgy involving all of the above.
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Post by GregMXL on Sun Mar 15, 2015 2:44 pm

Ouch. Is there a "non of the above" option?

Tpbm wants to be the greatest white rapper of all time.

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Post by taem on Mon Mar 23, 2015 9:07 pm

Well I applied to be a member of the Beastie Boys but was kicked in the balls once I opened my mouth, so...

Tpbm has a fear of pubic hair so when they perform fellatio on their partner, they stick their tongue way out trying to touch nothing but skin.
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Post by GregMXL on Mon Mar 23, 2015 11:00 pm

You can use it as floss if you haven't brushed yet too.

Tpbm has bitch tits.

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Post by taem on Tue Mar 24, 2015 1:17 am

dem straight, from all those roids and smoking all that pot... almost as big as a strippers!

tpbm is has been so poor at least once in their life, that they pored milk over dry cat food and ate it because they had nothing else
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