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The journey

Post by BASED_GOD on Sat Oct 19, 2013 10:06 am

The journey

Deep in darkness, a man was waiting for his chance to slay the man who raped his wife and murdered all her family. Days later she also died tragically but reincarnated into a hobbit and ventured through the 100-acre woods to steal piglets and cook them over a campfire into a soup made with garlic and bones. The soup came with a plate of flesh which no one can tell what those came from, of raw eggs, and with rotten tomato.
Therefore who ever want to join the dark cult, he shall be vomiting all day and can´t even shut up for long enough to keep the room from laughing to death. However, there is a secret rune that makes our lives get worse. Therefore we have two different options, one of them goes left the other option goes down towards a very strange direction into a forest.
“What should I do” the man who stands behind me said. Look at him and tell him piece of crap about how wonderful the forest is. They knew that. Soon the devil costume will have everything we ever desired, although pink. Buu will have the most powerful glob glob attack, but Qouv Tsin, the lord of candy cave will become buu´s really cool pet unless the brave barbarian that will tame 1000 pigeons and kill pigs or uses the time-machine to get into the world of gay floating aliens.
What am I supposed to do when I really need to find a wonderful glowing orb of power? But those demons also want the mysterious book of the whole wide caves of human beings. What shall we do with those monsters which look like a mutation of you know who, the gay floating aliens…
But today we have to go murder the evil princess in the depths of the Catacombs level 4. Finally there we are facing the most powerful vagina which used to seeds of evil out of its birthplace where is Stoya.

THE END

work on your grammar guys Mr Green 

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Re: The journey

Post by Beacon on Fri Nov 15, 2013 6:36 pm

Lurking 

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Re: The journey

Post by axios on Fri Nov 15, 2013 6:49 pm

Sorry Based_God but your art won't be recognised until after your death,so...

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Re: The journey

Post by wow123400 on Fri Nov 15, 2013 7:35 pm

Eh? 

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Re: The journey

Post by gg2 on Fri Nov 15, 2013 8:10 pm

#TYBG

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Post by Beacon on Fri Nov 15, 2013 8:48 pm

That story reminds me of this GIF


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Re: The journey

Post by BASED_GOD on Mon Nov 18, 2013 5:33 pm

@axios wrote:Sorry Based_God but your art won't be recognised until after your death,so...
you guys wrote this! i can obv not take any credit, i just added a title :p

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Re: The journey

Post by wow123400 on Mon Nov 18, 2013 7:24 pm

Who did?Where did you get this?

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Re: The journey

Post by BASED_GOD on Mon Nov 18, 2013 7:28 pm

@wow123400 wrote:Who did?Where did you get this?
All of these that I posted are from the story teller thread, where you posted 3 words each. As I said, I only added a fitting title :p

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Post by wow123400 on Mon Nov 18, 2013 7:29 pm

That game was already screwed long time ago as ppl just put whatever they are thinking at the moment not following anything,but thx for putting it up Thumbs Up 

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