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Ninjas, Pirates, or Cowboys

Post by grimjerk on Thu Feb 06, 2014 1:53 pm

Ok, here is something I blew out of my nose this morning.

The game is simple. I am going to name some task or job. The next person states who would do it best--ninjas, pirates, or cowboys--and gives a brief reason why. He/she/he-she then names a new task or job. Got it? Here we go.

Who would do the best job waxing Ron Jeremy's stomach--ninjas, pirates, or cowboys?
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Re: Ninjas, Pirates, or Cowboys

Post by Soponator on Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:14 pm

definitley ninjas would do that, because of their extense knowledge of the art of asswaxing and middlefingering in "pure yolo swag offensive" ways. and because theyre ninjas.

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Re: Ninjas, Pirates, or Cowboys

Post by grimjerk on Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:16 pm

Obviously pirates. They have lot of tats themselves and also rum. Unfortunately they are also keen on sodomy.

Who could mow a lawn faster--ninjas, pirates, or cowboys?
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Re: Ninjas, Pirates, or Cowboys

Post by axios on Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:43 pm

cowboys cuz they would put them horses to eat the grass while they farm pure yolo swag offensive on visjun
who is the stronKest? -ninjas, pirates, or cowboys?
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Re: Ninjas, Pirates, or Cowboys

Post by Soponator on Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:54 pm

ninjas, cause they moooove silently and summon moar TCOWS N00b.

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Re: Ninjas, Pirates, or Cowboys

Post by Aspirine101 on Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:58 pm

Cowboys, because a lesbimale is a cowgirl (?)

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Re: Ninjas, Pirates, or Cowboys

Post by Soponator on Thu Feb 06, 2014 3:47 pm

obviously a pirate, they have cannons and boats, crucial in the approach and destroying the bank's defenses. they also have random immunities.

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Re: Ninjas, Pirates, or Cowboys

Post by axios on Thu Feb 06, 2014 3:52 pm

ninjas cuz they are used to turn off theyr emotions (for maximum battle efficiency)
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Re: Ninjas, Pirates, or Cowboys

Post by Soponator on Thu Feb 06, 2014 4:00 pm

its ninjas, cause theyr the only ones not used to being sodomized (sea gets very lonely, and you have all seen that fag-cowboy movie)

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Re: Ninjas, Pirates, or Cowboys

Post by axios on Thu Feb 06, 2014 4:07 pm

Error #1337.The answer has not been found on any existing database
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