The "What If" Game!

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Re: The "What If" Game!

Post by GregMXL on Sat Feb 14, 2015 7:34 am

I'd say all that animal porn I watched will really come in handy now.

Wwydi you ran out of toilet paper while dropping a deuce and got poop all over your hands and then realized all the water in your house was shut off?

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Re: The "What If" Game!

Post by taem on Fri Feb 20, 2015 4:54 am

I'd lick my fingers clean... yummy Drooling

Real-life story: once at a huge park, I had to take a mad shit and ran into the toilet and dropped a load, but when I reached for tp, it was out! I then asked like three different dudes if they could help me out by calling a city worker because it was messy, but every time I asked, "hey, can I get some help", guys were like, "no man, I ain't into that..." and I was like, "wtf dude, I'm asking for help here goddammit, not a fucken bj!" Finally, the third guy understand what was going on and got someone, but I was starting to get pretty desperate thinking how I might have to use my shirt or something.

Wwydi your boss kept overworking you, and you never saw a raise for years, and you were fairly certain you had hit the glass ceiling, but your current pay-rate wasn't paying the bills?
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Re: The "What If" Game!

Post by GregMXL on Wed Feb 25, 2015 2:04 pm

Been there done that. Not doing too bad now though.

Wwydi you were about to get a big promotion but instead were fired for untrue sexual harassment charges?

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Re: The "What If" Game!

Post by romanN1 on Wed Feb 25, 2015 2:09 pm

I would sue (or how is it spelled) them to prove in the justice court that the fact isn't true and request moral compensation for that.

*EDIT* Sorry! Wwdyi if you were to be in the same situation?


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Re: The "What If" Game!

Post by GregMXL on Wed Feb 25, 2015 2:16 pm

You didn't finish the game. Wink

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Re: The "What If" Game!

Post by taem on Sat Feb 28, 2015 1:18 am

I'd most likely go to jail since they most likely wouldn't be untrue, lol

wwdyi you reached down to grab your piece for a tender jerk-off session then saw it shrunk, like was only 4-inches erect and wouldn't grow any larger and there was no reason it happened?
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Re: The "What If" Game!

Post by romanN1 on Sat Feb 28, 2015 9:57 am

I would probably go to a doctor or just buy some Tribulus terestris pills.

Wwydi you have nothing to do?
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Re: The "What If" Game!

Post by GregMXL on Sat Feb 28, 2015 6:49 pm

I would find something to do.

Wwydi you had no time to do anything?

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Re: The "What If" Game!

Post by taem on Sun Mar 01, 2015 7:36 am

lol that's not even a what-if, that's my reality... Rolling Eyes DOH!

wwydi you ate entirely too much red food coloring and when you shit, pissed, or blew your load, it came out neon red for a week?
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Post by GregMXL on Sun Mar 01, 2015 8:42 pm

I'd say I hate beets because that's what your comment mad me think of.

What would you do if this forum got hacked and there would never be another Median forum again?


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