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Re: The dark fairy

Post by flubbucket on Tue Apr 08, 2014 11:09 am

Granted.

Unfortunately it also installed a virus in your brain. It now gives you the decision making ability (and chinny chin chins) of Jay Wilson. DOOOOOOOMED... We're DOOOOOOOMED!!!!!!

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Re: The dark fairy

Post by Aspirine101 on Fri Apr 18, 2014 7:54 am

Granted, but there's also a big naked fat guy standing right in front of em.

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Re: The dark fairy

Post by flubbucket on Fri Apr 18, 2014 11:27 am

Granted.

However you continue growing in the warm and moist of that uterus over the coming months and years until one fine day.....

BLAMMO!!! Your mom explodes like an overfilled water balloon, leaving you sitting there on the ground in front of the liquor store with no money, pants or shoes. You walk in drenched in after birth and flesh shards and ask to use someone's cellular phone. They all run screaming from the store. You then grab a cold one and sit down to ponder your next move....


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Re: The dark fairy

Post by axios on Fri Apr 18, 2014 11:32 am

granted.

you're fired tho

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Re: The dark fairy

Post by Aspirine101 on Fri Apr 18, 2014 11:41 am

Granted, but you become an autist.

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Re: The dark fairy

Post by axios on Fri Apr 18, 2014 11:45 am

granted,easy.just find a woman half as ugly as you and make a baby

however it will need to feed on the summoner's blood everyday

I wish sigma is gonna be released in 2015


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Re: The dark fairy

Post by Soponator on Fri Apr 18, 2014 3:51 pm

(jajajajjajja laughed too hard at that, get greg's cookie)

done, it is released in 2015. but marco goes insane and makes it a pony-themed mod where you have to pat ponys for them to give you OP charms to get in your butt-socket.

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Re: The dark fairy

Post by axios on Fri Apr 18, 2014 4:56 pm

granted.

however a pink themed zennyel penis is in each of them haunting you

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Re: The dark fairy

Post by Aspirine101 on Fri Apr 18, 2014 8:13 pm

Granted but you're hunted by professional hitmans from all over the world til one day you'd get a bullet in your head...

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Re: The dark fairy

Post by flubbucket on Sun Apr 20, 2014 11:47 am

Granted.

However this granting of no more wishes wish has created a rift in the wish maelstrom thus causing an endless stream of recurring wishes fulfilling and unfulfilling themselves over and over upon in and around and through in a vortex orgy of nightmarish horror..........thanks dickhead  F*** You 


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