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Re: The dark fairy

Post by Aspirine101 on Wed Apr 23, 2014 8:58 pm

Granted, but everything else is broken

I wish I never had to go to school or job..
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Re: The dark fairy

Post by Soponator on Wed Apr 23, 2014 9:12 pm

granted. you get killed tommorow.

i wish my gf would migrate to Italy with me
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Re: The dark fairy

Post by ItalianPower on Thu Apr 24, 2014 1:02 am

granted, but you get to stay in my house, sleeping in my brother's bed with his smell.

I wish i could destroy everything i touch

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Re: The dark fairy

Post by phenox1707 on Thu Apr 24, 2014 8:02 am

Granted, on the one condition that you are only ever allowed to touch yourself.

I wish this headache would go away.

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Re: The dark fairy

Post by ItalianPower on Thu Apr 24, 2014 10:38 am

granted, the headache goes away, but in return you get an ever-lasting fever.

I wish i was rich

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Re: The dark fairy

Post by flubbucket on Sat Apr 26, 2014 12:42 pm

Granted.

Your paperwork for the name change just came through and you are officially Rich. However the short form for Richard is still Dick. So you're still a dick, Dick.

I wish my boss would come back from vacation on Monday in a great mood, for a change.
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Re: The dark fairy

Post by ItalianPower on Sat Apr 26, 2014 12:59 pm

Granted, but you get fired because you're not in a great mood.

I wish i had 1 kg of nutella

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Re: The dark fairy

Post by taem on Mon Apr 28, 2014 1:53 am

Granted! Unfortunately, that's because you just fell into a vat of the stuff at a Nutella making factory, and drown in it as the viscosity of the substance proves impossible for swimming.

I wish I had an animal shelter for cute pug dogs.
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Re: The dark fairy

Post by wow123400 on Mon Apr 28, 2014 11:29 pm

Granted.Then the dogs turn out to be wolves and eat you alive.

I wish I have an shelter for the apocalypse
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Re: The dark fairy

Post by taem on Tue Apr 29, 2014 1:51 am

Granted! The entire apocalypse (noun: A cosmic cataclysm in which God destroys the ruling powers of evil) happens INSIDE your shelter, as per your wish, however because you were inside it at the time, your dead! Enjoy the rest of your day.

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