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Re: The dark fairy

Post by flubbucket on Tue Apr 29, 2014 8:17 am

Granted.

However, just prior to taking possession of these fantastic Scissors of Glory they themselves had made a wish for their next owner to give them the experience of speed. Therefore you are forever cursed to run Forrest run with the Scissors of Glory permanently attached to your hand.

Enjoy.


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Re: The dark fairy

Post by taem on Fri May 09, 2014 5:37 am

Granted! Unfortunately before the day is up, you loose everything of value you have when a women you slept with years ago claims back-child support for a love-child you didn't even know you had, and you spent thousands on lawyer fees trying to prove you had no idea but end up getting totally fucked in the end living broke on the street and can't ever afford even a simple cup of coffee ever again.

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Post by flubbucket on Sun May 11, 2014 9:53 am

Granted.

However, he tells you what's really been going on while you're away from the house. For starters, let's just say the wallpaper in two girls one cup looks very familiar doesn't it....


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Re: The dark fairy

Post by wow123400 on Fri May 16, 2014 5:49 pm

Granted,you got a plastic baby doll with a "thank you and goodnight written between her legs" for you instead of a hole

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Re: The dark fairy

Post by taem on Sat May 17, 2014 12:31 am

Granted! You win a trip to Vegas, all expenses paid, however the catch-22 is you have to attend a 16-hour convention where they try to sell you timeshares and you find the pressure so intense, you breakdown and purchase a timeshare that saps away all your vacation money and you have to go home with nothing to show without ever having stepped foot inside a casino, and now how to work twice as hard to pay for that timeshare and now never get a vacation ever again.

I wish I could fuck whoever I saw that I wanted at work - customers, employees, whatever - without any consequences, and when I choose my love-bunny, it was always totally consensual each and every time.
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Re: The dark fairy

Post by taem on Tue Jul 01, 2014 8:36 am

I guess nobody could find a way to corrupt this one after a month-and-a-half Very Happy

New one in the same vein as the old one, as it'd be taboo to change the subject matter of my own dark wish when nobody had a chance to corrupt my first wish:

I wish my scholong would shrink/grow to the most pleasurable size for whatever woman I'm with
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Post by flubbucket on Sat Jul 05, 2014 12:20 pm

Granted.

However the shrink/grow volume is compensated through your cranium creating undue stress on your brain. This is causing cascading strokes resulting in massive brain damage. So while you may be the penile love god, you are also a slobbering imbecile totally unaware of yourself and your surroundings.


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Re: The dark fairy

Post by taem on Thu Jul 10, 2014 8:12 am

Granted, but that pesky rabbit bugs drive you to suicide in less than a week.

I wish when I didn't like a tv series or movies ending, the ending I wish would happen became the actual ending for the show.
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Re: The dark fairy

Post by flubbucket on Mon Jul 14, 2014 11:41 am

Granted.

However you've lost the remote and the TV is stuck on The View.

I wish I had an endless supply of money and no longer needed to go to this STUPID JOB!!!!!11!!1!
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Re: The dark fairy

Post by ItalianPower on Thu Jul 17, 2014 9:29 pm

wish granted, however you have to use all your money to pay taxes.

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