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Re: The dark fairy

Post by taem on Fri Aug 08, 2014 6:46 am

My dark fairy is telling me to tell you to watch "Seed" with your girl. She'll love you long time... don't read anything about it, just watch it with her.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0758781/

I wish I could just pull off fat from anyone's body with my bare hands without causing the recipient any pain or harm or damaging their skin in any way, as if the skin parted and the fat fell into my hands and the skin healed itself back up all in an instant.
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Post by flubbucket on Mon Sep 01, 2014 6:47 am

Granted.

However each handful of fat drops to the ground and animates as a small life form. Looking up to you it opens its maw and in a deeply glottal phlegm drenched groan says...




"faaaatheeeer"



I wish I could move somewhere else and start over.
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Re: The dark fairy

Post by taem on Sun Sep 28, 2014 6:36 am

Granted, you join the military on a whim and get shipped to a remote base in the Antarctic with only one other person who talks to nobody but themselves.

I wish I could have that power in Edge of Tomorrow where I could repeat the same day over and over; assuming my wish doesn't get completely ruin me, I'd master so much stuff in that day, and do everything I could imagine - it would be great.
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Re: The dark fairy

Post by taem on Tue Dec 16, 2014 5:18 am

Granted! The time-limit to pervert a wish has passed and your wish is fulfilled without consequence Twisted Evil !

I wish more forum members started playing these games on days like today.
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Post by TQer on Tue Dec 16, 2014 10:50 am

Granted!!!!...but as they don´t know what the game is about, the game becomes ruined Wink
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Re: The dark fairy

Post by taem on Tue Dec 16, 2014 7:26 pm

And just like that TQer ruined a great game by failing to make his wish...

I wish I knew what TQer would have wished for?
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Post by TQer on Wed Dec 17, 2014 10:24 am

Granted (and cookie´d)!!!!!; I wished taem had today a great day Razz .....and for not running away shamelessly from the dark fairy curse twice; I wish I had a good day today too!!!!
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Re: The dark fairy

Post by taem on Wed Dec 17, 2014 11:53 pm

Granted! Your day starts winning the lotto, but quickly deteriorates as you get hit by a car staring at you winning ticket which fractures both your legs, your dog runs away from home, and your gf leaves you all in the same day... but you rest assured in your new-found wealth.

I wish I could find a "better" job, even though I like mine and it pays well. Something a bit more challenging and rewarding.
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Re: The dark fairy

Post by Pikarus on Tue Jan 20, 2015 9:19 am

Granted, you get hired to help mod Sigma, but suddenly discover you no longer have any time to play MXL anymore.

I wish that I could pause time while I finish the game I am working on so it could be released today.
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Re: The dark fairy

Post by taem on Thu Jan 29, 2015 9:48 am

granted, unfortunately it just doesn't jive with today's crowd and it quickly descends to the discount bin leaving you a penniless pauper with much debt

i wish i could just think my text instead of typing it on screen
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